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Early Morning Mistress: Christina Hendricks in Esquire
There’s been some lively discussion here on F-Listed about redheads, and whether it’s ok to be racist toward them. I said, sure, why not? Some people disagreed, all of them redheads. Draw your own conclusions from that. But! Let me extend an olive branch to the redhead community, with Christina Hendricks, Mad Men‘s Joan Holloway and just one of the foxiest foxes in the fox community right now. Like she’s the type of woman that men who smoke cigarettes write songs about.
Is she a natural redhead? Surprisingly, no. But she’s been dying her hair red continuously since age 10, and if you get baptized at age 10, then you’re a legit Christian and if you get citizenated at age 10, then you’re a legit American. You can even become the president if you fake your birth certificate right and go to a top tier Muslim socialist academy! (Harvard.)
So Christina Hendricks is a practicing redhead, which should be ok with you. It’s completely ok with me. The best parts of her interview with Esquire, plus the rest of the pics, after the jump.
Christina Hendricks: Oh, my gosh, you’ve had chocolate-covered bacon, right? It’s so perfect.
ESQ: Do you like to cook?
CH: I love to cook. I just got a deep fryer, and it’s amazing. The first night we got it, we made homemade poppers. I mean, what’s the best deep-fried thing ever? Cheese poppers.
ESQ: Do you drink while you cook? Watching Mad Men always makes me want to drink.
CH: I love cocktails. My specialty drink is a gimlet with a little egg white in it so it gets frothy. I really like rose water — sometimes I’ll add it to champagne. I was at a bar recently and the manager came up to me and said, “We have a drink named after you!” The Joan Holloway. There was Campari in it….
ESQ: Even besides Joan, the show drips with sex.
CH: Because there’s something in what you don’t see. There’s restraint. I’ve had people say to me, “My husband and I watch it and we always have sex afterwards.” I think it’s really hot that some of the things it’s stirring up in people are very naughty things.
Thank you Christina Hendricks, for showing me the error of my ways.
The rest of the interview at: Esquire.
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Funny because it’s true: Muslim socialist academy = Harvard!
P.S.: It’s tough to trust women who don’t enjoy good food and drink. Thus, I trust Christina Hendricks — deepfried ham sammich and gin Collins in hand — to kill me.
So the carpet doesn’t match the drapes?!? That’s a little disappointing. Still, she’s hotter than train smoke and makes a stunning redhead.
ben, you suck at blogging. sabrina posted these same photos August 3rd and here you are posting them on the 6th. hmm i wonder where you got them??? this site sucks without melyssa and sabrina.
i’ll miss you most of all!
no, you won’t but your so shitty at this that you won’t be around long enough for me to give a fuck about it
Redheads are funkin hot! If you take your average hot chick, dye her hair red, she automatically becomes that much hotter.
Redheads aren’t the problem my friends. Actually, the problem lies with those who were born with “natural” red hair because, as luck would have it, those ppl tend to be very unattractive feature-wise. Don’t know why this happens, it just does. Perhaps it’s a curse from some bastard gene, but genetically speaking it’s the truth.
btw, quit hating on Ben10. I miss Melly Mel, aka sweetness, and sabrina too but srsly why hate on the guy fo no reason.?
kind of you, uh, dad, but in a more general note: hang tight, F-Listed. i realize it’s tough for me to cover all the usual stuff solo, but we’re working on getting back to our usual levels of content.
Wow I’m really surprised she’s not a natural red-head.
YD, there are definitely some good looking natural redheads out there.