You Spend 43 Minutes a Day Staring at Chicks

Researchers have found that you – you – spend almost 43 minutes a day undressing women with your eyes.  Yeah, you thought nobody noticed that sh*t.

That adds up to 259 hours – almost 11 days – each year, making a total 11 months and 11 days between the ages of 18 and 50.

Once you factor in the amount of time it takes you to swivel your head, or pull your cap down low, or adjust your binoculars, or wait for her bathtub to fill up, or or recover in the hospital after crashing into oncoming traffic because you had both your hands down your pants… well, we’re basically talking a decade of your life being spent on this.  The study also helpefully pointed out where the best spots to ogle women are…  

First things first, though: women sometimes hit you back.  About 20 minutes a day actually, though they spend most of it trying to figure out how much money you have by the size of your wallet bulge.  I only kid!  They spend most it staring at your d*ck.

No, in fact while women hate being stared at, they love to go swimming deep in your eyes:

But whilst the majority of men and women feel flattered at being gazed at, guys are more likely to enjoy it with 19 per cent saying it makes them feel happy, compared to just nine per cent of women.

Instead, 16 per cent of girls are just left feeling uncomfortable, while 20 per cent say it embarrasses them.

Over 40 per cent of women stated eyes as the first attraction whilst the same amount of men admitted their eyes were immediately drawn to a women’s figure.

Second most surprising finding:

The staring has worked for some with 35 per cent of Brits saying they started a relationship with someone they eyed-up.

Most surprising finding:

Top five spots men look at women: supermarket; pub/bar; nightclub; work; shops.

Supermarket at #1?  Granted, there are a lot of women at the supermarket, but I feel like why bother?  Are you going to be like, “Hey girl, I just gotta pick up these Swiffer replacement pads, Dunkaroos, and taco mix, but afterward, you wanna go have sex on each other?”  This never works.

Source: The Telegraph.