In Case SMART Cars Are Too Manly For You

Some assh*le named “Panther Motors” in Florida brings us the Scoot Coupe, a motorized tricycle that appears to be in dire need of a jimmy hat. The website describes it as “sleak [sic], elegant, smart, and just plain fantastic,” but for some reason leaves out words like “diminutive,” “stupid,” and “the Richard Simmons of automobiles.” More photos of the car taking the “poor douchebag” demographic by storm, after the jump.

She's not even that scantily-clad

Also available in Lewinsky-dress blue
See the Scoot Coupe photo gallery for more.

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