HEARTY BREAKFAST

Oh Katy Perry, What Will Your Brilliant Mind Think of Next! (Celebslam)

Method Man Shoots A Fan Asking For Autograph? (Bossip)

Mischa Barton Is Officially Crazy. (The Blemish)

Inner Monologue of a 17-Year-Old at a Strip Club. (Holy Taco)

Adrianne Curry’s Stunning Bikini Body. (HQ-Celebrity)

Nick Cannon Unleashes Biblical Warning! Eminem and Wife Mariah Carey. (Tittle Tattle)

Alert: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Eat at McDonald’s Too. (Anything Hollywood)

Chick or Dude? Olympics Edition. (Liquid Generation)

NFL Adds Beer Pong Tables. (NFL Juice)