Get This: The Cremation Urn That Looks Just Like Your Dead Face

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It’s an urn that holds your ashes!  Has your hair and lips and nose!  Has your eyebrows and eyelashes!  Watches your family as they doze!

Yes, it’s the new Personal Urn by Cremation Solutions, bringing you Tomorrow’s Traditions.  Has your face!  Has your remains!  Does not blink!  Also comes in glow-in-the-dark!

New advances in facial reconstruction and 3D printing have made it possible to have an urn made in the image of anyone from just a photograph.

It only gets weirder from there…  

Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite Celebrity.

Never forget a face. Personal Urns combine art and technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

When I die, cremate me and put me in an urn that looks like Gary Busey.  It’s what I would have wanted.

Source: Cremation Solutions via BoingBoing.

One Response to “Get This: The Cremation Urn That Looks Just Like Your Dead Face”

  1. Frank says:

    Ok. I think THAT’S the creepiest shit I’ll see this week…

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