New Wacky Infomercial: Aspray, The Deodorant for Your Butt and "Privates"

Do you have smelly pits?  Foul feet?  Beastly butt odor??  Then try this new revolutionary product, Taking a Godd*mn Shower Once in Awhile Aspray!  It can be used anywhere, and the TV pitchman means anywhere, on your body!

As one customer testimonial raves, “I work hard for a living, I sweat a lot, I got odors in special places, and with Aspray I don’t have to worry about that any more!… my butt.”  This is a wonderful infomercial video, ATJ.  

Feel free to listen to what isn’t being said, because that’s just as important.  Like when the Aspray man says, ”Put down the potato chips, go get your phone!” what he means is, “Order this product, you slimy, greasy, unwashed, French-smelling, plague-incubating sack of AIDS with potato chip crumbs tumbling down your face and protruding stomach!”

Source: Gawker.