Get This: "Penis Pokey," The Book Where You Supply the Main Character

This is new to me, though not exactly new: Penis Pokey, an intriguing new book that explores our obsessions and anxieties of body image, sexuality, and… whatever, look it’s a picture book with a hole cut out so you can stick your d*ck in it.

Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious? Yes!

Here is a video demonstration of how to use this book (SFW) plus some Amazon reviews, including one from the author’s mother…  

“this is NOT meant to be used with a FULL ERECTION so proceed with caution.”

“I gave this to my son on his 18th birthday. Since we never had “the talk” I figured this would at least help him figure stuff out. He’s been in his room for 3 days.”

“This has been a fun-filled week for me as mother of the author, presenting a copy of Penis Pokey to friends and watching their reaction. It has pleased and delighted me to watch their expressions of surprise, followed by laughter as they looked at each page. Without exception, they found the book creative, imaginative and most amusing. I am gratified to realize that I have raised a son who is very comfortable with ALL his body parts.”

Lady’s clearly just grimacing through her pinot grigio trying to cheer herself up with, “At least he didn’t turn out gay.”  I mean what do you tell your friends if your son was the guy who wrote the d*ck pop-up book?    Well, you lie and tell people your son is in sales, of course.  Or dead.

The book also gives you the option to “buy it used,” but you shouldn’t!

Source: Amazon via Random Good Stuff.