Naval Commander Complains of Sexual Abuse by Mean Lady Reporter

Being in the Navy can be stressful.  You have to worry about motion sickness, terrorists, and losing the sex-by-numbers game.  And now, on top of all that, you have to worry about Carol Rosenberg, reporter for the Miami Herald.  Commander Jeffrey Gordon, who is one of the top brass at Guantanamo Bay, has filed a formal complaint with the paper, alleging that Carol Rosenberg subjected him to

“Multiple incidents of abusive and degrading comments of an explicitly sexual nature.”…  ”Her behavior has been so atrocious over the years,” Gordon said in an interview. “I’ve been abused worse than the detainees have been abused.”

The United States of Carol Rosenberg does not recognize the Geneva Convention’s restrictions on mean and hurtful comments!  Some of her best zingers after the jump.  

At the trial of a 9/11 suspect, in front of another journalist, she explained to Gordon why the defendant was given a pillow to sit on:

“Have you ever had a red hot poker shoved up your @ss? Have you ever had a broomstick shoved up your @ss?  Have you ever had anything shoved up your @ss?  Have you ever had anything in your @ss?  How would you know how it feels if it never happened to you? Admit it, you liked it.  No wonder you like to stay in South Beach on your Miami visits.”

Somebody has to ask the hard questions!  The image of a short, stout Jewish woman leaning over to whisper in the ear of a Navy Commander in full uniform, “You ever shove a broomstick up your @ss?  You like it when things get shoved up your @ss, is that it, you queer?” as he tries to keep from sniveling is so ludicrous you have to laugh.  Damn, though.

When Gordon emerged from a shower facility in shorts and a towel last year, Rosenberg said to him and more than a dozen journalists and soldiers nearby: “Seeing him topless in tent city was the most repulsive sight I’ve ever seen in my life. I wanted to vomit.”

DAMN, THOUGH.  And this: Rosenberg expressed sarcastic surprise that another reporter was made to sleep in “tent city” with the other journalists rather than given a room in the Bachelor Officers’ Quarters:

“You’re kissing his @ss so much that I can’t believe you’re letting him stay with the rest of us. Do you love him?”

She also called Gordon and others, “‘bitches,’ ‘stupid,’ ‘lazy,’ ‘incompetent,’ ‘Nazis,’ ‘Saddam Hussein-like,’ etc.”  Honestly I think maybe the Navy should stop whining about this woman and hire her instead.  Nobody ever wants to be the bad cop anymore!

Source: Washington Post, Fishbowl DC.