Drink This: Coke Vio, The Carbonated Coca-Cola Milk Product

Here’s the ingredient list for the new Coke Vio, which is still an experimental product:

The drink contains skimmed milk mixed with sparking water, flavoured with fruit and sweetened with cane sugar.

Delicious!  It’s like my heart’s telling me no, but my body’s telling me no, also!  It is supposed to taste “like a birthday party for a polar bear,” according to one spin guy.  Some actual consumer reviews are in, however…  

In reality, it’s more like birthday sex with a polar  bear:

The drink turns out to be “almost overwhelming” in its sweetness “by the time you are halfway through”.

And:

The citrus burst “is somewhat of a letdown compared with the eye candy that they’ve created with the branding”.

But also:

“It’s big on milk flavour and, as a result, has a somewhat creamy body. It didn’t seem sweet until you consumed almost a whole bottle.”

It also does not need to be chilled and comes in “peach mango, berry, citrus and tropical colada.”  The kids will love to put their vodka in it!

Source: Times of London, The Guardian.