Michael Vick: Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Strip Club

dog fighters? stripper fights? dog strippers??? when will it end?

Some reports from an anonymous DJ and two strippers named Tropical and Tara (seriously) have been circulating that canine Don King and sometime quarterback Michael Vick spent his first night of freedom after his house arrest at a strip club with Allen Iverson.  That basically makes sense.  At least he was throwing money at strippers instead of snooping around the Humane Society after hours.

But Vick’s people, of course, do not support that assessment at all.  

Iverson’s lawyer was like, Iverson doesn’t even hang out with that animal-cruelty clown.  As for Vick,

Attorney Larry Woodward says Thursday that Vick was not in Virginia Beach on Monday night and has not been to any strip club.

Woodward says reports of such activity are “absolutely, categorically false.”

Vick was released from federal custody Monday after a 23-month sentence for a dogfighting conspiracy.

Look, he’s been under house arrest for like a month, where there was not a single stripper.  And the last few Scrabble Nights were hard on him.

Source: Reuters.

3 Responses to “Michael Vick: Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Strip Club”

  1. Danny says:

    Was PacMan Jones around?

  2. Newcastle says:

    If you think Michael Vick is bad? Read about his brother.

  3. Hi everyone, I’m wondering if anyone has a suggestion about a good town or city to get a job as a stripper. I just got laid off and I am willing to basically move anywhere if I can get a job there at a good strip club and make some decent money. I am 25 years old and have a great. Any ideas?

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