Bam Margera, On the Proper Way to Make a Press Statement Regarding Your Overdose

Mentally imbalaced skateboard imp and literal homewrecker Bam Margera was hospitalized on Sunday at about 1:30 in the afternoon.  Paramedics were responding to a 911 call for a “possible overdose.”  Fret not, though.  Bam is fine.  But unlike other celebrities who obviously went to the hospital for Slip ‘n Sliding their veins and nerves with drugs, Bam did not release a statement that he was “overextended,” “stressed out,” “resting,” “suffering exhaustion,” “sick with the flu,” “dehydrated,” or any other nonsense.

Nope, he was just good old “hammered“!  

The “Jackass” star blames the “4-day bender” on marital problems, telling us “I may get a divorce … booze helps.”

TMZ also spoke to Bam’s mother — who told us Bam’s wife Missy called 911 because she was worried about his health after learning that he popped an Ambien during the drinking bender.

Margera says his kidney and leg muscles were a mess from not eating or drinking enough water — but the hospital flushed out his system and he was released to his home after speaking to a psychiatrist.

Nothing to see here folks, just an American man drinking all his body’s nutrients into submission and then saying regrettable things to his wife!

Source: TMZ.