Pink Discovers Carey Hart's Love for Trannies

Rumor’s have surfaced again of the failing marriage between pop star Pink and motocross champion Carey Hart.

While sources claim their original “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy is no longer okay with Pink and her biological clock, I am pretty sure it’s that she found out he’s gay.

Don’t get me wrong, I would sell my soul to suck on his lollipop, I’m not convinced he’s really into women, period.

Exhibit A- Carey married Pink, the manliest female pop star around. (Brooke Hogan and Madonna were taken at the time.)

Exhibit B- Pink’s clit is larger than his penis

And lastly,

Exhibit C- Carey Hart’s androgynous ex. The broad looks like Hollywood tranny Alexis Arquette, minus the beautiful plump boobs.

Carey didn’t love Pink. He just loved her doggie style.

More photos after the jump!

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