For Fun, Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Does Cocaine and the Football Team

Hailey Glassman, drug-kissed sand-smoking bath-averse princess to Jon Gosselin, is apparently the type of princess who enjoys two princes at once, and also cocaine.  A source told The Superficial:

She spent all week hosting several football players in her room including then qb Blake Powers. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag team action)… all on daddy’s credit card of course.

Spin-off night-vision online-only series in the works: Jon & Hailey Plus Kevin Federline.  But hey guys, there’s more to Hailey Glassman than just getting sacked by the whole football team…  

We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word…”coke diet!”

Meanwhile fat old Kate Gosselin was off having surgery to tuck in her fatty fat fat after she gave birth to the better part of a Chuck E Cheese’s.  I bet she did not even think to just do cocaine all the time!  One begins to see why mighty Jon Gosselin succumbed to your myriad charms, Hailey Glassman.

Source: The Superficial.