Five Bucks Jake Gyllenhaal Gives Fantastic Head

“Brokeback Mountain” wasn’t enough to convince me that Jake Gyllenhaal was a fudge packer.

Then he revealed in a recent interview that he’s “spent a lot of time on the floor of a men’s bathroom” and there’s just no way I can think he’s straight anymore.

It makes sense though. He may be cute, but after reading that I can totally see him as a pillow biter. He’s definitely not a salad tosser though. Too timid.

From the Daily Mail:

Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?

I know this isn’t quite the same, but I was stuck in a woman’s bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn’t find a battery for our recording device so we ended up in a woman’s bathroom.

I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a woman’s bathroom is colder than the floor in the men’s. And, believe me, I’ve spent a lot of time on the floor of a men’s bathroom so I should know! And women pee louder than men do, even though we might expect not. Maybe it’s just American women? I don’t know.

More photos after the jump!