Playmate Jayde Nicole Celebrates National Veggie Dog Day With a Vegetable Bikini

July is National Hot Dog Month, according to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (note: a real thing), but today, July 15th, belongs to the veggie dogs.  Veggie dogs, those wonderful little popsicles of processed algae and lichen, netted a very special spokeswoman: last year’s Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole.  Today, Jayde, a vegetarian obviously, stood outside the Capitol building in a salad-motif bikini handing out dogs to horny politicians on their way to work.

More National Veggie Dog Day bikini fun with Jayde and her hot ecoterrorist friends, ATJ:  

Jayde sez:

“The best way to safeguard your health, reduce your carbon footprint, save animals’ lives, and look your very best is to go vegetarian.”

She may be Exhibit A here, but on the other hand, vegetables suck.  So there’s that.

Source: PETA, The Superficial.