Courtney Love Celebrates Independence Day the Courtney Love Way

Hope y’all had yourselves a good American time on the 4th this weekend!  Hot dogs, beers, maybe some kites, definitely a selection of fireworks.  All good American things.  Except maybe the fireworks, which probably came from China.  And the kites were probably hecho en Mexico, actually.  And the hot dogs really could have come from anywhere.

I guess what I’m saying is that Courtney Love is a better American than you are.  Can you guess how she celebrated this nation’s independence?  

According to US site perezhilton.com, just weeks after trashing a hotel room in LA, KURT COBAIN‘s widow left another room in New York in a dire state.

And it was allegedly ‘littered with needles and used feminine hygiene products’ after she spent time in the city with daughter FRANCES BEAN.

Douches and heroin party!  Yayyy!  You really do have to pity Frances though.  Plenty of kids grow up with bad or absent parents, but one of hers is dead and the other is Courtney Love.

A source at New York’s Inn hotel said: “She caused so much damage in eight hours and wreaked so much havoc. It was actually kind of funny…minus the $5,000 in repairs.”

Thomas Jefferson didn’t die for our sins in vain.  When he singlehandedly fought off the British, he had a dream that one day this great nation would be safe for Courtney Love to sit slackjawed on a hotel bed mainlining vodka and throwing tampons at the walls, and now that dream is real.

Source: The Sun.