Angelina Jolie for President!

Angelina Jolie, sources say, is tired of Hollywood.  She’s really psyched about politics and “causes” and adopting poor children and such, so she’s going to do something about it.  Angelina Jolie is going to save us from ourselves.  Says a friend,

“I would place a huge wager on her becoming the first female president in the next 20 years. When Ange sets her mind on something, she goes all out to do it.”

Past political experience includes being the Queen of Macedonia and mother to Alexander the Great, Scourge of Kings Hrothgar and Beowulf, and a secret agent.  Better than being some “community organizer” ha!  Old jokes!  Angelina’s path to power, after the jump.  

“Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington. She is passionate about people’s rights, war and justice and thinks she can get more hands-on and make even more of a difference by getting into politics. She admires Obama and thinks she could make a big difference too if she were in his position.”

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“She’s very determined and gets very stirred by her UN work. She is well respected for her humanitarian work and I’m sure she would make as many waves if she moved fully into the political world.”

Are you calling Angelina Jolie a man?  Some friend!

Ten to one, Megan Fox is behind these hurtful rumors.  Note, however, that Angelina Jolie would be our first tattooed president since Millard “Latin Kings Death Before Dishonor” Fillmore.

Source: Celebslam.