Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox About to Have a Girl Fight in Here

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Angelina Jolie, Queen of Earth, is most displeased with one of her subjects.  Sources say that she has finally become chagrined with the insolent upstart Megan Fox, who eyes her throne so covetously.  Evidently Ms. Megan has been gunning for the Lara Croft role in the next Tomb Raider movie:

“Angie isn’t a fan of the Transformers films and believes Megan won’t do the Lara Croft character justice. She’s also annoyed because she thinks Megan copies everything from her, from her tattoos to her style.”

Ladies, please.  This is how pillow fights get started.  I have put together a sampling of action hero pictures of Jolie and Fox.  You be the judge, after the jump.  

“Angie was intent on reprising her role. She feels it’s something she helped define and feels robbed that it looks likely to be handed to someone who she considers less capable than her.”

Oh, snap.  It’s about to be a – WHAT – girl fight!

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But come on, Angelina.  F*cking Tomb Raider?  Aren’t you a serious actress now?  Let Megan have the role and move on to some Ridley Scott big history movie or something.  And anyway, the new film will be a prequel, which means a younger Lara Croft.  Like a 1996-style Lara.

Unfortunately, someone asked old man Jon Voight, Jolie’s father, about his opinion on the brouhaha.  He was able to say,

“They’re both very beautiful and they’re both kind of sexy girls,”

before his handlers could put his muzzle back on him.  Oh, dad.

Source: The Sun.

8 Responses to “Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox About to Have a Girl Fight in Here”

  1. poopele says:

    It’s pretty much like comparing Brian Austin Green to Brad Pitt.

  2. Kevin says:

    Alll these tats – bang em, sign your name to the list, move on?

  3. Gonzo says:

    Not so sure about that Poops. What’s strange about these two is that, for the most part, they’re almost complete opposites. What I mean by that has to do with certain stages in career sex appeal; a sort of age vs beauty scale. When Angelina was a young, or rather, an up and coming actress (pre-Billy Bob) she wasn’t the eye candy she is now, nor the tease! However, with age, some speculated experimenting along the way, a bad girl attitude adjustment, and a developed fetish for old men (ewww, she likes to get dirty), she got hotter… way hotter. So much so that even some big name dumped his wife for her.

    Now with Meg, I feel just the opposite. The younger Meg had natural beauty and was a very much a fox. I thought she’d easily become the next big thing after Transformers, but time proved me wrong. Now, imo, she more or less a shell of her former self. Still beautiful, but not as natural both in looks and sex appeal; that’s where Angelina owns her! It’s not so much her acting as it is her body that does all the talking. It’s the way she walks, the way she moves, striking all the right dramatic poses. Angelina’s sex appeal flows out from every inch of her body. That’s something Meg has not shown me!

    Additionally, I’m sorry, but anyone who thinks dating Brian Austin Green is okay is a complete idiot!

  4. skeeter on my peter says:

    Megan Fox is 10000000000000% hotter than angelina! i could careless if she can act or not. besides angelina is not a good actress to begin with. and would somebody please give that wack job some chapstick! i swear angelina looks like shes been suckin on a curling iron!

  5. DK says:

    100% agree with Gonzo

  6. Sharie says:

    dont believe it- Do u think Angelina is worried about Megan? She’s busy trying to save refugees and orphans around the world, I think she could careless about shallow crap like a media-induced cat fight… lol…

  7. my God, i thought you were going to chip in with some decisive insight at the end there, not leave it with ‘we leave it to you to decide’.

  8. Sexxy Girlss says:

    no idea why u guys watch sexy girls on utube sites like HotBangz . com are better for that

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