Lindsay's Man Buys Cheap Cubic Zirconias!

Drama! Drama! Drama! The ex-fiancée of Riley Giles, Lindsay Lohan‘s latest boytoy, has sold her story to the National Enquirer.

“I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him,” Bree Tierney said. “I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at [Utah rehab center] Cirque, and I just knew something was up. She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all.”

That’s why you keep your friends close and your enemies closer!

“A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’

At least it wasn’t a post-it!

“I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad,” she said. “But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque – that was it, we were done.”

But the worst part….

“I wanted to scream when the jeweler told me the stones were cheap cubic zirconias.”

What a cheap bastard! He probably wraps his erection in Saran Wrap instead of just buying some Trojans. Thing is it doesn’t matter if he even wears any protection.

Her vag juice has more toxins than snake venom or botox combined! Transporting her across international seas can probably be considered nuclear warfare.

More photos after the jump!

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