New in Oral-Sexy Ads: When a BK Super Seven Incher Is Not Just a BK Super Seven Incher

Still among my favorite commercials of the year is the Quiznos ad with Scott and his deep-voiced, deep-throated talking oven that gives blowjobs to sandwiches.  ”Put it in me, Scott,” the oven demands, as Scott gives it the kind of look of tingly apprehension that comes with knowing you’re about to begin an exciting new chapter in your life.

Well, yes, that was fun.  It was done in a funny manner.  But now it seems more fast food chains are jumping on the sandwich oral sex train, most recently Burger King.  Why not go down under the jump to see the new open-wide ad for the Super Seven Incher.  Yeah, just like that.  

The text reads, “Fill your desire for something long, juicy, and flame-grilled with the new BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER.  Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions, and the A1 Thick & HeartyTM steak sauce.”

To be fair the ad runs in Singapore, where you are not legally allowed to make penis jokes that are funny, or you’ll be caned to death.

But still, ad people, for your future reference: EATING FAST FOOD IS NOT AT ALL LIKE GIVING OR RECEIVING A BLOWJOB AND A SANDWICH, THOUGH OFTEN LONGER THAN IT IS WIDE, DOES NOT LOOK OR PRESUMABLY TASTE ANYTHING LIKE A D*CK.  Thank you.

Source: Fast Food News.