Surprise! Starry-Eyed Tattoo-Face Girl Was Lying

Last week, we learned the sad, sad tale of a woman – really a girl of but 18 – who had 56 star tattoos inked all up in her face.  She then turned around and claimed that she had only requested three small tattoos and that she had fallen asleep while the tattoo guy just went nuts.  She would sue him for around $20,000 to cover the laser surgery she’d need to remove the oopsies.

Certain parts of her story turned out to be not true…  

Specifically, all of it.  Kimberley Vlamnick has admitted,

“I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake.”

She lied to cover her @ss.  But the lie turned into a lawsuit threat (presumably at her father’s instigation).  And the lawsuit threat got picked up by a news agency.  And the news story got out on the internet.  Now Kimberley was lying to tens of millions of people.

Let this be a lesson to you, kids.  Don’t ever lie about something that the internet might like.  Additionally, don’t ever get your whole godd*mn face covered with tattoos.  As Kimberley initially said:

“It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak.”

This part was actually true.

P.S. Note that in her picture for the press, Kimberley chose to wear a “SEXY” belt buckle.  Maybe her father ought to take some of the blame for raising his child to have the opposite of a sense of judgment.

Source: The Telegraph.