Robert Pattinson Run Over By a Train!

I’m just kidding, folks.  The man only got clipped by a taxicab yesterday around noon on 12th street in NYC.  That headline is an example of a little something we in the trade call “wrong journalism.”  For my next trick, I will need a volunteer… how about… ah, you there, from the band that is called “Three Doors Down.”  And a headline… “Sex Change Gone Horribly Wrong”?  Perfect.

Anyway, Robert Pattinson. He was in town filming some scenes for Remember Me, which is a movie or something.  He accidentally was at a bookstore when he was suddenly AMBUSHED…  

…by teenage girls.  They were touching his clothes and face!  Ahhhhh!  He ran away fast!  Into the street while traffic was happening!

And some cab driver saw him and said, “Hey how about that, it’s that Robert Pattinson!”  And tried to run him over.

And scene.

Source: NY Post.