How Brutal Is "Bruno"? A Rundown of the Movie's Most Outrageous Sequences.

Bruno premiered last night in London, and some early reviews are in.  Using the reviews, I’ve put together a list of the outrageous scenes you’ll see in the movie.  It has…

• An attempted seduction of former presidential candidate Ron Paul, which finds him and Bruno in a hotel room and only one of them wearing pants.
• A romp through the Jewish Quarter of Jerusalem in Hasidic-style hotpants that ends with an angry mob chase.
• Bruno complimenting an evangelist preacher on his “blowjob lips.”
• Stage moms consenting to let Bruno dress their children as Nazis.

And then there’s “one of the most horrific incidents ever committed to celluloid”…  

• That would be a sex scene between Bruno and his midget ex-boyfriend, enlivened by “fire extinguishers, champagne bottles and mechanically adapted fitness equipment.”
• More: A very insulting charity musical number, sung with Chris Martin, Elton John, Bono, and Snoop Dogg.
• Paula Abdul and LaToya Jackson eating sushi off a naked Mexican gardener.
• Bruno on a Springer-style show getting his adopted African baby (dressed in a shirt that says “Gayby”) taken from him.
• Fellatio of the ghost of a dead member of Milli Vanilli in front of a psychic at a seance.
• A cage fight in red Arkansas that ends with the wrestlers kissing and the audience hostile.

“The biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler” got arrested in three different continents while making the film.  The reviews also agree that the film is more shocking that Borat.

Sources: BBC, The Sun, London Standard, The Guardian.