Drunk Russians Discover Why "No Sex With Porcupines" Laws Are Necessary in Society

Hello afternoon readers, and a Happy Almost Happy Hour to you!

But first I have a story I’d like to tell.  It’s about two drunk Russians, the state of Florida, and a porcupine.  Our story begins at a campground and ends in the emergency room.  

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

What a weird law!  And all the Americans claimed this was a free country!

In America, when we disagree with a law or a piece of legislation, we often challenge it through citizen activism.  We challenge it by writing op-eds, or we challenge it by organizing protests, or we challenge it through civil disobedience.

In Russia, there is only one way to challenge an unjust law: with your d*ck.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

There’s a lot that doesn’t add up here, but are we to believe that these men f*cked a porcupine in Florida and then immediately booked a red-eye flight to L.A. because they were worried about Florida’s anti-porcupine-screwing laws?  That was their most pressing concern that evening?

Source: MOSNews.