Myparentsjoinedfacebook.com Shows Us Our National Nightmare

There are some 200 million people on Facebook.  Every day it grows more likely that your parents will be among them, or, indeed, that you are a parent joining the site.  Parents, failing as ever to understand Kid Things, will have questions.

They will want to know what you mean by a complicated relationship and if that means you are a homosexual.  They will want to know whether that is a beer bottle on the table next to you in that picture, and if so, why you’re choosing to destroy your life that way.  They will want to know what it’s supposed to mean when a quiz asks you what kind of sex position you are because a sex position is an action rather than an entity and how can one “be” a sexual position?

Naturally, such complicated feelings of confusion and frustration could only be expressed in a novelty website.  Myparentsjoinedfacebook.com.  Highlights, ATJump:  

Myparentsjoinedfacebook.