Get This: BeerPaQ and ShotPaQ Booze Sacks

There is a Florida-based company called Beverage Pouch Group, that manufactures special containers to hold beer, wine, and liquor.  There’s the CarboPouchTM BeerPaQTM for beer (snappy product naming is not this company’s strong suit), the ShotPak (also spelled ShotPaQ on some parts of the site) for hooch, and the VinoPaQ for wine.  Advantages?

The “organoleptic” pouch of the BeerPaQ allows for a full pour from the tap with none of the carbonation headspace caused by bottling.  The sacks are lightweight and let craft brewers package beer without paying for expensive bottling equipment.  And best of all, no metallic can taste!

The ShotPaQ, however, solves its share of problems too.  Such as how to bring liquor to school without the principal finding out…  

Product site:

ShotPak™ pouches are marketed to the 25+ market segment known as the Millennial Generation or Generation Y who have busy lifestyles. Their parents are teaching them the more sophisticated style of consumption. They like shots and want to have consistency and security in the beverages they drink.

Ah yes, the sophisticated style of pounding tequila right into your inside organs.  I would venture to say that any parent who teaches a child that shooting is the most sophisticated style of consuming alcohol is probably being a bad parent.

The social benefit is that the drink can be served anywhere, for example, trips to the beach, on boats or at tailgating parties and in fact wherever people meet (sporting events, rave and dance clubs).

You can drink it on a plane!  You can drink it on a train!  You can drink it on a boat!  You can drink it with a goat!  You can chase it with your beer!  Try it, Sam-I-Am, there’s hella sluts up in here!

Look at this packaging.  Does it say, “sophisticated consumption” or does it say, “Hey kids!  Do you like Capri Sun?  Then you’ll love vodka!  It’s like recess-time in your brain, except it never has to end!”

Source: Geekologie.