Great Leader's North Korean Heir Attempts to Assassinate His Brother

Bad-news medieval country North Korea recently got a taste of what its next Great Leader will look like.  Kim Jong-un, third son of Kim Jong-il and the rumored succession favorite, recently attempted to assassinate his older brother, Kim Jong-nam, who lives in Macau.

The plan was foiled when the Chinese government found out about it early last week. “The Chinese government warned North Korea to stop the assassination attempt, and sent intelligence and military officers to Macau and spirited Kim Jong-nam to a safe place,” the sources said.

Kim Jong-il evidently did not know about the 26-year-old’s plan.  The little guy took the initiative to murder his political rivals all on his own, just like his pa!  

The Chinese government was not happy with this development because Jong-nam has close ties to many Chinese higher-ups.

In protest against North Korea’s nuclear test and the assassination plan, China reportedly shelved all collaboration projects with North Korea such as developing natural resources and building infrastructure, part of projects celebrating the “China-North Korea Friendship Year.” The sources said China also delivered a message that it would halt food and fuel assistance if North Korea continues its provocations.

Friendship Year is so over!  China never even liked you, they just felt bad for you!  You’re stupid and China hates you!

So that’s the bad news for Kim Jong-un.  But the good news is that his Dad has never been so proud of his special boy!

Source: Chosun Ilbo.