Lindsay Lohan Pole-Dancing and Screaming at People for No Reason Is Just Another Tuesday Night

Aren’t you lucky – two Lindsay Lohan items this day!  In the wake of her theft accusations, Lindsay Lohan has been acting “extremely oddly and erratically.”

She came in at 4:30 a.m. and went to a VIP room, where she immediately climbed a stripper pole. A little later, she walked up to a tall, handsome guy and asked him a question.

The question was, “What time are the movies at?  WHAT TIME ARE THE MOVIES AT???  DO YOU THINK I LIKE THIS???”  He did not know the answer so LiLo responded by…  

She lost it and started yelling and cursing and flying around the room. She was not acting normal.” Lohan was again spotted out on Sunday, dancing and singing karaoke.

Another fun detail: she was drinking virgin Shirley Temples, as if to prove that they tried to make her go to rehab but she said, “Ok, just realize that I will make a point of being exactly as f*cking unhinged sober as I am when drunk, if not more so.”

With every passing gossip item about Lindsay, I just want to be her friend more and more.  It wouldn’t have to be a sexual thing, we would just hang out in clubs together and send each other incoherent text messages and giggle as we dare each other to go apesh*t on unsuspecting Normals and then throw eggs at passing limosines hoping that the night would never, ever end.

Source: Page Six.