Paris Hilton Is Single Again, If That's What You're Into

Though this country will tire of these tall blondes with their God, we will always have a special place in our heart for Paris Hilton, a tall blonde who would douche herself with the Shroud of Turin if given the chance.  Her special place, specifically, is nestled right between hipsters and Iran.  So we always like to hear what’s new with her!

And what’s new is that she and windshield-foreheaded boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have broken up…  

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.

Hilton, 28, and Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six months. Reinhardt’s rep had no immediate comment.

All together now: Tell me that you need me, then you go and cut me down, but waaaiiiit.  You tell me that you’re sorry, didn’t think I’d turn around… and saaaaaay, It’s too late to apologize, it’s too laaaaaaate.  I said, it’s too late to apologize… it’s too laaaaaaaaaate.

Source: People.