Donald Trump Fires Miss California, Puts Them Both Back in the News

Do you want to hear more about tall wispy blondes who crush on the Lord?  We can’t get enough of them these days, between Heidi and Carrie and… wasn’t there one in American Idol or something?  Anyway, Miss California almost-USA Carrie Prejean has apparently lost her tiara, just in time for people to start talking about her again!  Apparently the firing was due neither to her gay marriage squawking nor her nude photos that didn’t even really do anything for anyone.

So why was she fired?  It goes a little like the tale of Goldilocks…  

Goldilocks was just hanging out in the forest and then got really hungry.  She went to eat some porridge from some bears or possibly mooses, I forget.  Anyway, she saw that eating some porridge got her a lot of media attention, and she was asked to appear in commercials for organizations for the preservation of traditional porridge, and this only made her hungrier.

So she ate even more porridge and appeared on even more Fox morning shows declaring that porridge should be between a man and a woman and she got hungrier and hungrier until that gay guy on American Idol lost and everyone started talking about that instead because America can only focus on one Gay Thing at a time.

Anyway, while she was eating the porridge, she forgot to do her job as Miss California:

“She came to us and said I’m not interested in your input; I’ll make my own decision what I’m going to do,” Lewis said. “You know, when you have a contract, when you’re working for someone you have a responsibility to follow through on what that requirement is.”

Lewis told King it was clear “she was not interesting in upholding the title or the responsibilities.”

But Carrie’s lawyer was like, no way man:

No one from the pageant organization ever warned Prejean she was not doing what they wanted, he said.

“Something is going on,” he said. “Truth is not being told. I don’t understand where this is coming from, or why.”

Conspiracy!  Then last night, during an interview with Billy Bush on the radio, Carrie P. spoke up:

“It’s just because of my answer, I think,” Prejean told Bush. “None of this would be happening right now if I just said yeah, gays should get married, you’re right Perez Hilton.”

Well, in a way she’s right.  Had she given a different answer, she would have become Miss USA and no one would know who the f*ck Carrie Prejean even is, and she would not have been offered to make appearances and do work outside the Miss Universe universe.  So indirectly, she’s completely right.

Just understand this, America: the zaniest public opinions and sexiest pictures in the Miss Cali saga have already happened.  There will be no porn film, nor will Carrie say “f@ggot” on TV, so please just go back to your lives, nothing more to see here.

Source: CNN.