Because Cosmo Ain't Got Nothing On Men's Magazines

Ever since I was a little girl I have loved men’s magazine over women’s. After all, why would anyone want to read about nail polish and shoes, when you can read about cars, gadgets, and stare at half-naked beauties such as Roxanne McKee? Plus, if I want sex tips on how to please my man, why the f*ck would the yuppies at Cosmopolitan Magazine know? All you have to do is download a porno and a take mental notes. I mean, really, who knows how to give head better than a porn star? Exactly.