Sequel to "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Will Be a Delightful Trip Into Alternate Porn Reality

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin, the Hustler love show film inspired by for-laffs vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and starring Lisa Ann, raised more questions than it answered: did Paylin disclose state secrets to the Russians on either side of her?  Is that actually what it looks like when Dick Cheney makes love?  And where was David Hasselhoff throughout all this?  (Facedown on his living room floor, mumbling at a sandwich and a Spongebob dog toy.)  

Well, Hustler has decided to clear everything up with a sequel, Hollywood Is Nailin’ Paylin, in which Serra goes to Hollywood!  The Hoff is there.  And Samantha Ronson too! The all-important plot…   

…takes Paylin to the Sunset Strip, where she auditions for a role on CSI.  Why CSI?  It’s just a good show I guess.  But what she really wants is to start her own reality show, America’s Next Top Governor.  It’s actually a spinoff of The Office rather than America’s Next Top Model.  Instead of Steve Carrell playing the bumbling boss, it’s Paylin, and instead of a paper company, it’s a nation of 300 million citizens.

But what she really, really wants is an anal scene with Criss Angel, Mindfreak.  And all her wishes come true!  Lisa Ann is Paylin, Otto Bauer is the Hoff, Sara Faye is SamRon, and Criss Angel is played by himself.  Just kidding, it’s Alan Stafford.

Want to see life imitate art?  In the year 2012, all of these things will actually happen.

Source: Oneindia via Nerve.