WTF?! Why I Hate Today's Youth #65421

Screw this generation!

If you think I’m kidding, I’m not.  They’re spoiled and unappreciative.  Children’s speed boats?  Yea that’s just what the 8-year-old in your life needs.  Pfft!

Keep reading to hear more about this speed boat and why you shouldn’t buy it for the child in your life>>>

I spend a lot of time watching people raise their children, giving them everything their heart desires and instilling no sort of work ethic or values within that tiny human being.  Things like stupid children sized speed boats shouldn’t be a option for when you’re trying to give a child a pool toy.  You know what toys we had when I was a kid?  Rocks and inflatable inner tubes.  If you hogged the inner tube for too long the other kids would pelt you with rocks until you gave it up.  That just didn’t teach me about sharing, but it taught me about life and how people will destroy you if you’re the asshole hogging the only toy around.

If you really need to get ahold of this bad boy (against my wishes and advice) you can do so here, but just know your kid will grow up to be a serial killer or a a check out person at Walmart.

2 Responses to “WTF?! Why I Hate Today's Youth #65421”

  1. Kevin says:

    When America really does hit bottom and China calls the loan, watch for mass suicide in the under 35 crowd. They truely are clueless. – Leno said it takes under an hour and less than 17 people to do a Jay Walking segment.

  2. BONEDADDDY says:

    yea the only speed boat I had at that age was a inner tube and I had to fart to get it to move……

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