Mel Gibson Tells Jay Leno The Truth About New Girlfriend

After extreme speculation about wether or not his new girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is carrying another member of the Church Of Mel Gibson and the Looney Tunes, Mel Gibson addressed the issue himself while visiting Jay Leno.

If you want to know what he had to say about all that you’ll have to check it out after the jump>>>

To begin, Mel explains that his marriage has been over for sometime, taking the blame for what went wrong in his relationship.  Gibson says:

My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we’ve been separated ever since then. When it’s all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I’m to blame. If you’re inclined to judge, put it here.

Which is nice since he’s totally out of his mind and everyone was going to place blame on him anyways. I guess it’s pretty hard to be married to a guy when he’s constantly asking, “Sugartits, bring me more toilet paper in here. I just dropped a major deuce.”

When asked about reports regarding the fact that he broke God’s law and knocked up his girlfriend prior to being married Mel lamented, saying it was true.  Then he went all crazy again and compared himself to the Octo-Mom, since this will be his 8th kid.  Mel says:

Well, actually eight. I guess I’m Octo-Mel.

If by Octo-Mel he means totally insane, then yea. I get it. This is about to be all sorts of awesome.