The Boyfriend Experience: A New Sex Service from F-Listed

Oh no, Hooker Appreciation Day begins to draw to its inevitable close.  But worry not!  You can appreciate hookers literally any day, sometimes several times a day.  What have we learned today?  Well, we’ve learned how to hire a prostitute, how to be a prostitution vigilante, and how to pretend a prostitute is your girlfriend.  

But why should only men be able to experience intimacy and companionship for thousands of dollars?  Why only “the girlfriend experience“?  Now I’m no high-class call girl, just a simple blogger out there in the internet.  But my job is not so different from theirs.  We both reveal the baser parts of our minds for cash, when need be.  We both work in bed.  Neither of us wears pants to work.  

And when I see that capitalism is leaving a segment of the buying populace out to dry, it hurts me.  Can a woman go to a man-prostitute and order up “the boyfriend experience”?  She cannot.  She could not.  But she can now.  Welcome to the F-Listed Boyfriend Experience.  For a mere $2,000 an hour I will provide a woman such services as:  

• Holding hands at a museum.
• Takeout and a movie on a Saturday night because I love my friends but I’d rather spend the time with you.
• Getting my hair cut.
• Picking out tops for you at Macy’s together (includes me telling you they all look good on you, except for the obviously ugly ones you have selected just to see if I’m just flattering you or telling the truth.  Because I’m not, see.  They all look fantastic on you because you’re so beautiful.)
• Communicating.
• Glaring at me when a late-night sex commercial comes on as if I have any control over what commercials get aired when.
• Yanni-style kissing.
• 15 mins sex, 40 mins talking.

Prices are negotiable.  Get yours today!