Michael Lohan Finds God

Some woman has told Page Six her and Lindsay Lohan‘s father have been dating for the past four months and blah blah blah they broke up. You don’t care, and neither do I. Except for this one part I find exceptionally hysterical.

“When he was melancholy once, I asked him, ‘Is there someone else in your life?’ He said, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘Who is that?’ and he said, ‘God.’ He betrayed me.”

Bwahahahahah. No doubt the closest Michael Lohan has ever gotten to God was doing a blow up doll dressed as a nun. And even then I bet his whiskey d*ck got in the way.

More photos after the jump!