Thirteen-Year-Old Girls Fight Rape with Their Fists

In Russia, girls are trained to become statuesque ice-cold femme fatale killing machines from a young age.  (The government does this to protect the nation from James Bond.)  So it should have come as no surprise to the dirty, rapey old man tried who recently tried to rape two thirteen-year-old girls that he would instead get his ass handed to him. 

On April 25, 2009, the offender, Aleksey Krupnov, followed the two 13-year-old girls on their way home from school. As the girls entered the elevator, the man stepped in and attacked them.

However both girls turned out to be experienced taekwondo fighters and managed to successfully repel the attack.

The man tried to flee but was subsequently detained by the police.

Is it time for another “in Soviet Russia” joke?  I think it is, because in Soviet Russia, the teenage girls rape YOU!

Source: MOSNews.