Press Secretary Robert Gibbs Is My High School Math Teacher

I got my first cell phone when I was in high school.  That was in 1999 when the economy hadn’t gone down the crapper and my parents thought it would be a good idea in case someone went all Columbine crazy at school so that I could call for help.  Also because of Columbine student’s became allowed to carry their cellphone in school.  However, if it rang in class or if a teacher saw it, it could be confiscated.  Most teachers were cool about things except for my Calculus teacher.  Probably because he was a total stick in the much much like Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.  You don’t even want to know what happens if your phone rings more than once during a press briefing.

Watch a grown man demeaned after the jump>>>