Video: Hammer Pants Dancers Crash Tight Pants Hipster Store

Why do we, as a nation, as a people, as a species, hate hipsters?  Well this is a blog post, not a book, so I can’t really give that question its due.  But one reason is the way they dress.  Who wakes up and thinks, “What will look best on my unshowered body, soft hands, and binary code tattoo today?  Maybe Power Rangers suspenders, my grandpa’s medals from when he died in the Korean War, and a pair of novelty sunglasses that play Arcade Fire songs.”

F*ck you for thinking you can go out into society looking like Madonna‘s career just because you don’t believe in having a job.

But here is a video of a more compassionate group of folks.  They saw how tight the hipster pants were, and it made them sad.  So they went to the hipster pants store to give a very special dance.  

Source: Tech Fader.