Sometimes You Have to Watch a Heidi Montag Music Video

Laguna Hills Beach City Ship star Heidi Montag is also a singer of songs.  The newest one is called “Black Out,” and from the look of the video and sound of the song, it was produced by a major producer’s ten-year-old child.  “Son, it’s time you learned to create a Top 40 hit like your old dad.  I’m going to let you practice on Heidi Montag.”

The closest thing I could find to the lyrics looks like this:

Black out the satellite and be my road star

You wanted anything else so show ya my heart

Let’s leave this city behind us

We can get out of here

It is possible that we have a new Kerouac on our hands.  Music video of Heidi Montag rubbing herself on things, ATJ. 

“Son, the key to a strong music video is not the song makes any sense, it’s that it shows a lot of woman shapes moving in ways that you will understand when you’re older.”