Kanye West Blog Heroically Brings Down Impostor Kanye West Twitter

Kanye West is not a man who likes crap things.  Naturally, then, he does not like Twitter.  As he blogged,

EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF.

Wise words, yet how could one explain the @kanyewest Twitter account then?  It was forgeries upon lies!  And Kanye would stop at nothing to bring it down and restore his good name. 

Kanye blogs:

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A F*CKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A F*CKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A F*CKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

Loud it was: Twitter removed the account shortly after.  But the question remains, who would spend his days sitting at a computer alone in his mother’s basement writing Twitter posts pretending to be Kanye West?  It could have been a mischievous neighborhood youth, but it could also have been Ja Rule.

Source: Kanye West Universe City, The Business Insider.