Everyone and Their D*ck Has a Twitter Account Nowadays

Well, Ron Jeremy’s does anyway.  It also has a blog (“An Artist’s Journey: The Blog of Ron Jeremy’s D*ck”)!  Here are four things you never knew about Ron Jeremy’s johnson, revealed in its new internet endeavors: 

1) It is a country music fan an songwriter.

Understanding full well that my acting days are nearing their end, I’ve begun to explore my other passion: music. What may surprise you, though, is that I’m a Country fan, always have been.

2) It has enjoyed its storied exploits, yet it craves emotional intimacy.

But listen—if you know someone, I’m open to the fix-up. What’s my type? I’m not really sure. I guess I’m just looking for someone sweet, open, and deep.

3) It considers Napoleon’s Boner Part to be among Ron’s best work.

Ron’s only historical drama, famously known for its tagline: “He saw. He Conquered. He came.”

4) It once worked with legenday Japanese director Akira Kurosawa.

During the first week of shooting, we were on a break and lunching in our trailer, and we started to talk about future projects. I suggested that he remake “The Seven Samurai”, but starring me, and re-title it: “The 9 ¾ Samurai.”

Seriously, though, let’s understand this blog for what it is: Ron Jeremy sitting at home in his boxers, posting 1000-word entries of penis innuendos every day, sometimes multiple times a day.  This is the profile of a bored, bored man.

Source: Nerve.