Sorry Scientists, I Totally Can't Even Remember How Many Chicks I've Banged Because It's So Many

According to a dubious new study, men are twice as likely as women to not remember, and thus exaggerate, their number of sex partners.  Men in the study reported having sex with more women than women did men, and the researchers claim that some of the disparity exists because the men they polled like totally couldn’t even remember how many broads they had slayed out.  What the researchers did not realize was that clearly everyone was lying.  But how many people has the average person done the sex with?  Is it more than you?  Uh oh!

Men couldn’t remember and would instead roughly estimate their number of lovers. Two out of three women remembered each partner they had or they kept a running tally. They reported an average of 6.2 people. Men, however, were twice as likely not to remember, leaving their calculations to guesswork. They reported an average of 11.9 women.

Do men really sleep around more than women? “For a long time, this has been a bit of a puzzle; kind of an Achilles’ heel,” says Brown. “Every time a man sleeps with a woman, a woman sleeps with a man.”  Brown believes the disparity is really a result of how men and women make mental calculations.

You can’t remember having sex with 12 women?  Now I’m no fancy scientist with a fancy science degree, but what seems to me to be occurring here is the phenomenon of women being like OMG I’m totally not a slut I’ve only been intimate with like 6 guys and all of them were like I love you and want to grow old with you, and men being like psh yeah scientists obviously I’m firing up mad chicks I mean I lost count at like 8 I’m probably forgetting at least 5 cause of how I get super blacked out all the time.

I mean, I personally was able to keep track pretty accurately up to around 70.  What about you, brah?

Source: Psychology Today.