The Sun Shines a Little Brighter Now That We Can Expose Ourselves at Disney World Again

Get your underwear body parts ready: Disney World is phasing the position of “image screener” out of its ride staff – these are the hardworking men and women who monitor the photos on rides like Splash Mountain to make sure that no riders slip a nip on camera.  Why are they doing that?  Because “actual inappropriate behaviors by guests are rare.”  Were rare, Disney.  If our children can’t be shielded from suggestive sexual imagery on an attraction called Splash Mountain in which you ride a log plunging into a tunnel gushing with water, where can they?? 

According to Disney, “Ride photos will continue to be monitored by cast members at the point of sale.  Any guest who exhibits inappropriate behavior is subject to removal from the park.”  And then you’ve wasted a perfectly good three bottles of Robitussin that you drank in the “It’s a Small World” bathroom.

Source: OC Register via TMZ.