Don't Get This: The Stake Chair

Most people prefer it when their chair stays on the outside of their anus.  But back in ye olden tymes, some medieval sadist weirdo invented the Judas Chair, a torture device that is much like a normal chair, except that the seating part is shaped like a pyramid.  Do you know where the tip of the pyramid goes?  I think you do. 

It goes in the anus.

Now you can buy one for your home and family!  Though on this one, a glass top covers the pointy part, making it difficult, though perhaps not impossible, to insert into your butt.  Thank you Russian designer Ton Guglya.

More fun facts about the Judas Chair:

The French call it la veille – “the wake” or “nightwatch,” because as the inner assh*le muscles contracted the victim could not fall asleep.  It’s hilarious that the French consider this to be the worst, or at least the most defining, element of this chair.  If you’ve been having trouble sleeping lately, check that your mattress is not actually a pyramid-shaped chair that goes into your anus.

Also, in medieval times, the victim was slowly lowered onto the chair via ropes.  Sometimes, instead, weights would be tied to the victim’s feet.  Now that you’ve learned this, it will stay in your memory literally until you die.  Ha!

Source: No Smarties via Gizmodo.