Each Era Gets the Fetish It Deserves, Ours Will Be Chicks in Swine Flu Masks

You heard it here first.

A pathologically hot gallery of hygienic ladies just begging not to be infected with swine flu, starting with Heidi Montag, after the jump.

(Am I proud of this?  No, I wouldn’t say that, exactly.  But the internet is a race.  And sometimes in order to win, you have to Google a lot of images of girls in swine flu masks.)