Get This: New No-Wash Underwear Will Change the Way You Piss Yourself

If you march tall in the nighttime hose brigade, this product is about to reinvent your world.  Yellow in the front, brown in the back, the No-Wash Underwear let you soil yourself with style.  They were developed by a medical student… 

…who found that his patients were often embarrassed when they lost bowel control.  But with the No-Wash Underwear, no one had to know.  Bladder patients were his ideal customers; trendy college kids soon followed.  Which is fine for some people, but for me?  Wetting the bed?  I mean, I haven’t been 19 in years.

Source: No-Wash Underwear via News: Lite.