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April 28, 2009 @ 6:16 PM / By Ben
When Paris Hilton Is Honored, It Honors All of Us
Paris Hilton has recently been named Celebrity of the Year by the Fragrance Foundation for her important contributions to the betterment of mankind through fragrances. She will receive her honor at the 2009 FiFi Awards, and Parlux Fragrances will extend her contract another five years in the event that she lives that long.
In other news, Mel Gibson has been awarded “Driver of the Year” by the National Association of People Not Driving Drunk All Over the Place and Vin Diesel is on the short list for Best Actor.
Source: The Superficial.
Betterment of mankind through….FRAGRANCES??? Ok, let’s award her the Nobel Peace Prize while we’re at it.