Who'da Thought Trashy Skanks Wouldn't Age Well?

Pamela Anderson photographed at the grand opening of the "Saphire Gentlemen's Club" in New York City.

Women like Pamela Anderson are the reason I haven yet to set foot in a swinger’s club, despite the pull of my curiosity.

Every time I close my eyes and envision how it would play out, I imagine a fabulous nightclub with shadow rooms and dungeons, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt equivalents walking about the place in the nude. Then reality sets in, and I remind myself that chances are I’ll be surrounded by walking CDC petri dishes like Pamela and Tommy Lee instead.

And I don’t know about you, but I prefer my partners not too look like they smell of used condoms and AstroGlide basking in the sun on a hot summer day.

Scope out more pics of Pam at the grand opening of Saphire Gentleman’s Club opening in NYC yesterday.

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3 Responses to “Who'da Thought Trashy Skanks Wouldn't Age Well?”

  1. Timberlands says:

    Call me a liar for saying this but I never thought she was hot. The other Anderson (gilian) I’ll admit too but never Miss Passaround. Take away the fun bags and what’s left?

  2. Kevin says:

    I’ve never watched a single episode of baywatch / fake women do NOT impress me.

  3. The Stalker says:

    Pamela was very sexy back in the 90s. Nobody is checking for her nowadays though. Never thought she would age this badly but I guess all the drugs and partylife really done a number on her.

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