Cameron Diaz Denies Getting Herpes From Criss Angel

Despite Cameron Diaz denying having had any relations with gross-ass STD magician Criss Angel, his wife of five years will subpoena Cameron upon her arrival in NYC to testify in court as to her relationship with Criss. Break out the Valtrex guys, because stress-levels are going to rise. And you know what that means? Herpes outbreak!

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